I guess we should just let you code it in Enterprise java and pay you dividends.. Get a hold of yourself - most open source is actually funded by large companies in the first place. And being drunk has nothing to do with bad code, I for one code better when inebriated. Your straw man banter doesn't need to be on HN.
I know I'm replying to a troll, but... you have been following the news, right? Would you rather have us use the backdoored RSA bSAFE library? That was developed by paid professionals, who by your logic should be the paragons of competence.
Look kids ssl is not that hard to implement.
Time to let the cargo cult go have a campfire and sing songs.
This is too important to leave to lazy paid for nothing programmers who want to write lazy ass c code after too many beers.
Grow up