Author here. I had a blast writing this. Thanks to everyone who helped me out with it. I'm constantly amazed by the compassion of the tech community.

If you spot anything you want fixed, or if you just want to check out the source code, raise an issue here: https://github.com/garbados/jepsen-couchdb

Thanks, gang :D

Wow, I thought the Run-DMC thing was going to be a gimmick, but this analysis has some depth. Thanks for the follow-along instructions. However, your writing needed more song lyric callouts.

Thanks! Re: callouts, duly noted for the next analysis.