I wouldn't even mind law school! My problem is, I've only got a semester of undergrad. I was a professional developer more or less directly out of high school.
The easiest solution if you want to get a great credential with no undergrad seems to be a London Business School or London School of Economics MBA, which does not depend on undergraduate degree, followed by using the MBA as a credential to apply to other schools (PhD programs or potentially law school).
The other way with some programs is to do "special student" (non-degree) for grad school, and then get undergrad and grad requirements out of the way at the same time. I believe there are no-prior-undergrad PhDs through this method, at least in math.
