> There’s the low-res iPad 2, mini, and the crown jewel:
> “iPad with Retina display” — y’know, because there’s only ever been one.
That is because the page you are talking about is the page for models they are currently selling in the store.
> I’m well accustomed to rapid releases, but
> obsolescence-by-pretending-it-never-existed tells me that
> the reality distortion field is alive and well.
That is so cute how you take some old press narrative from 20 years ago and try to make a whole post out of it. Could you not figure out how to fit in the words "beleaguered" and "mercurial" as well?
"If you always wait for the next price cut or to buy the new improved model, you'll never buy any technology product because there is always something better and less expensive on the horizon."
Wow. Crappy doesn't even begin to describe that analogy. You might try "Insane", "Dumbass", "Stupid", "Whiney Entitled Douchey" instead.
I got an iPad 3. Amazingly, when the iPad 4 was realised, it stayed exactly the same. Didn't blow up, didn't slow down, didn't turn to dust, didn't start kicking puppies in the face (sadly). You, sir, are dumb.
It must be tough being blind, or at least intentionally blind, or at least having never heard of google.
http://support.apple.com/specs/
> There’s the low-res iPad 2, mini, and the crown jewel: > “iPad with Retina display” — y’know, because there’s only ever been one.
That is because the page you are talking about is the page for models they are currently selling in the store.
> I’m well accustomed to rapid releases, but > obsolescence-by-pretending-it-never-existed tells me that > the reality distortion field is alive and well.
That is so cute how you take some old press narrative from 20 years ago and try to make a whole post out of it. Could you not figure out how to fit in the words "beleaguered" and "mercurial" as well?