unforuntely, that 1T is because Elon's buddies are on the board. They're a bunch of rich human centipedes.

Love this one.

Musk isn’t getting a trillion. Tesla sales would have to skyrocket.

The package doesn't say who the buyers must be. Musk could just have his other pet companies by Teslas to meet the threshold.

Imagine that they do skyrocket but the RoboCEO is in charge trillion gets distributed to shareholders.

Imagine that at least half the shares were held by a sovereign wealth fund that paid dividends to every citizen.