That's a good name for a Culture ship from Iain M. Banks novels.

I thought EMET is something you write on a golem's forehead...

Yes, this is the truth.

  On Windows XP and Windows Server 2003 operating systems, the Microsoft .NET Framework 2.0 must be installed for EMET to work. There are no other special requirements for any other supported version of Windows.

And in order to have it one needs to install .NET which comes with bunch of its requirements.

It sounds like some new form of militarised disaster ride from a North Korean theme park.