We all do our part, but our CEO is ultimately responsible for dish duty at the office.

We do not currently have any lunch ladies, outsourced or in-house.

I want to experience a lunch made by a “lunch lady” that makes 200k a year. That sounds amazing.

I can count on both hands the number of meals I’ve had that would be made by such a person.

But what I wouldn’t want to experience is the amount of additional exercise I would require for my clothes to still fit.

That's a hedge fund thing but it does exist.

I knew a guy whose tech company managed to keep a chef through the 2008 crash but lost her a few years later when Apple made it harder to sell apps. I saw some pretty impressive leftovers.

>I'd love to be a $207k/mo. lunch lady.

I mean, I'd settle for being a $207k/yr lunch lady. Perhaps I'm unduly devaluing myself..