> Living and being alive are two such very different things.-

Rabinovich's doorbell rings.

— Good morning, gentlemen.

— Good morning, sir. Does Abram Rabinovich live here?

— No.

— Okay, just for our forms, who may we say we spoke with today?

— Abram Rabinovich.

— But you just said you didn't live here!

— You call this living?

This must be just about the funniest thing I've read in a long while. Kudos.-

PS. I am totally going to practice that to a still deadpan. Along with a pipe, perhaps ...

That would be a good bit for a Peter Sellers movie.

"That is not my dog!"

Indeed.-

Sellers, a legend ...