Switch to business major! The idiots that will be signing your paychecks? Guess what they majored in. That's right, and they were drunk most of time too.
Only most good programmers know that they're never going to be paid what they're worth while working for a business major (or any non-programmer). And more and more of them are starting their own businesses and doing coding for themselves.
In fact, many non-programmers realize that they would rather have someone who does the same thing they do, be their boss. Hey, want to have a job that's quickly becoming obsolete? Switch to business major! Then you can get drunk most of the time too.
