You're the first person in this thread to mention microservices. The discussion has been around broader service-oriented architecture. Sometimes those services can be quite large, in which case the boilerplate overhead is not nearly as onerous as you describe. I've worked on services that had 200+ engineers on them.
Friend, do you not understand that not all services are Microservices?
The article even states Microservices are not suitable for startups - the conversation in this thread has been able service oriented architectures which is a much broader topic.