In Germany laws get boring descriptive names without any silly acronyms. E.g. the Netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz, the "network enforcement act", which forces social networking sites to proactively delete illegal content without a court order. They didn't choose an Orwellian euphemism. I assume Americans could do the same.
Laws may now only be passed and officially discussed using their globally unique identifier like SB-47226
When politicians advocate for or against these laws in the public sphere they will still make up catchy names to make them stick in peoples heads.
Now you still get misleading names but its twice as hard to understand what bill is what.