They won't break your skin but you'll still feel the bite.

> To humans, the Joro Spider isn’t particularly dangerous. A bite won’t kill you. It’ll hurt, though. A lot. Imagine a bee sting. It’ll hurt where you were bitten with a blister. Within a day, you’ll be fine.

https://jorospider.com/are-joro-spiders-dangerous/

All fun and games til they crawl into bed with you at night then.

I mean that's pretty harmless if they're as non-aggressive as it suggest they are.

They are beautiful, but they don't come one at a time. They make their thick webs _everywhere_ and in big groups. You can't escape them during spider season.

> Spider season

Nope, not a season I will formally acknowledge.

I'll take second and third winter, please.