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Wrap a dead fish up in some newspaper. Mail it to them with a kind but clear warning that they better pack it up and go elsewhere.


I doubt the efficacy of sending someone salmon steaks. How about live fish wrapped in newspapers instead?


Obv you've never smelled a two day old fillet.


What, no horse-head-in-the-bedroom?


I mean, you could, but do you really want to saw a horse's head off? Anything bigger than a cricket is too much for me.


I'm not a huge cod fan myself, but fish'n'chips isn't that bad.




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