"no tech scene, no innovators, no night life, no forward-thinking, no excitement."

Sounds to me like a blank canvas and opportunity to be a big fish in a small pond. Your town not being cool enough isn't a good excuse. It's like blaming a chair for making you sit in it.

If you are a true entrepreneur and have the ambition, you'll hustle up make things happen. In the meantime, lower your standards and take the next job that's offered to you.