Change a diaper? Done!
Plan an invasion? No.
Butcher a hog? No way, I like pigs.
Conn a ship? Would like to try. Is learning to fly helicopters an acceptable substitute? (By far the most difficult thing I've ever done - building a pipe organ was kid's play in comparison.)
Design a building? How about a tree house?
Write a sonnet? No.
Balance accounts? Terrible - ask my bank manager.
Build a wall? No.
Set a bone? No.
Comfort the dying? No.
Take/Give orders? Yes.
Cooperate? With whom/what?
Act alone? Yep.
Solve equations? Never could do that.
Analyse a new problem? Constantly.
Pitch manure? Yes, I really have done this. Not recommended.
Program a computer? My job.
Cook a tasty meal? My chicken curry is world famous!
Fight efficiently? Not sure what that means.
Die gallantly? Not yet.