“I used to think that the brain was the most important part of the body. Then i ...

mikro2nd · on Jan 11, 2020

I used to think the brain was the most important part of the body. Then my arsehole clenched shut for a week...

quickthrower2 · on Jan 11, 2020

Hope you tore it a new one!

vanniv · on Jan 11, 2020

This joke is also very deep. "You" might tear "it" a new asshole.

Almost as if, in some important and meaningful way, "your ass" was a fundamentally different entity than the "you" that has agency to act