I'm reminded of the quote "If you have something that you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.".

Santa Clause?

You can't fool me, there ain't no Sanity Clause--Chico Marx, "A Night at the Opera"

Almost.

yup -- there's a thin line between "Don't be evil" and "Do good"

I'd like to think so, but it seems very unlikely.