Take a drink if comment claims Tim Cook is no Jobs/visionary.
Take a drink if comment mentions going nuclear on Google.
Take a drink if comment mentions his cancer would have been fine if he didn't follow Eastern/New Age quackery.
Take a drink if comment mentions he wasn't a great philanthropist, make it a double if they go straight to accusing him of being a "sociopath".
Take a drink if comment claims Tim Cook is no Jobs/visionary.
Take a drink if comment mentions going nuclear on Google.
Take a drink if comment mentions his cancer would have been fine if he didn't follow Eastern/New Age quackery.
Take a drink if comment mentions he wasn't a great philanthropist, make it a double if they go straight to accusing him of being a "sociopath".