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It’s relevant enough that I feel I can roll out this bash.org classic…

<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

EDIT: someone has (much to my joy) made an archive of bash.org so here is a link[1], but I must say I’m quite jealous of today’s potential 1/10,000[2] who will discover bash.org from my comment!

[1] https://bash-org-archive.com/?338364

[2] https://xkcd.com/1053


Perhaps my biggest claim to fame is being #11 on the bash.org top 100.

Hah, found it: https://bash-org-archive.com/?207373

So how did it work back in the day, people would just submit text and it would get upvoted? I always assumed like half of them were just made up.


Yep, exactly that. I recall that the voting was interesting because it was just ranked on absolute number of votes, no time decay or anything, so it would take quite some time for a new contender to accumulate votes to "compete" on the leaderboard. I don't remember if there were even accounts or if anyone could just vote repeatedly, modulo some IP or cookie-based limits.

As far provenance, I assume a lot of them were made up too, but this one was real.


Not discovered from scratch, but was a big fan when it was alive and kicking. Went there from time to time to get some mood boosters. So was very sad when found that it's gone (original one). Thanks a lot for sharing that bash-org-archive.com exists, what a great fun going down this memory lane.

I’ve been browsing the archive since I left that comment, they really were the good old days weren’t they. IRC was my introduction to geekdom, and I don’t think it would be unreasonable to say it shaped my life. Here I am 30-ish years later, an old man yelling at clouds — and I wouldn’t change much!

If anyone ever requested/used an eggdrop(?) bot from #farmbots or #wildbots on quakenet then thanks to you too; that was certainly one of the next steps down the path I took. A (probably very injectable) PHP blog and a bunch of TCL scripts powering bots, man I wish I could review that code now.


As one of the lucky 1/10000, holy shit that was amazing. Thank you.

To everyone else: I acknowlege that this post is not adding value but if you were one of the lucky 1/10000 you would understand that I have no choice.


That's hilarious. My comment is mostly a joke, but also trying to say that "runs everywhere" isn't that impressive anymore.

Yeah everyone proclaims to IANAL nowadays.

wait - how do you search the quotes??

https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Abash-org-archive.com+...

seems to work. relies on that individual quote being indexed, and google SERPs feeling like returning full results at the moment, of course. when the latter fails, I've found success with site: queries on Bing (of all places.)


I don’t think there is a search function, I got the exact wording from a web search (I think “bash Java anal”, arguably a dangerous search!) and then after submitting I wondered if there is an archive of the quotes.

I found another appropriate XKCD: https://xkcd.com/1682/

I truly don’t understand that one. Might be the first XKCD that has gone over my head.

Call me what you will.


The American fetish with locking cats indoors is extremely weird, and your neighbour sounds like a first class bellend (and the one who belongs in confinement, at best).


The American fetish with locking cats indoors

Today I learned that part of "America" is in the southern hemisphere.

https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2024/05/roaming...


Those stats on “how free roaming pet cats harm the society” will be a tiny bit hard to believe for anyone who has spent more than a few hours in Istanbul.

Assuming the pet cat in Australia is the same pet cat in Europe.


As it happens, I've spent quite a lot of time in Istanbul. Those are feral cats, not pet cats.


Which one? Your article cited pet cats in Australia.

Not sure how to classify the ones in Istanbul, but the point stands that the amount of harm claimed in the article is overblown.


I’m pretty sure there’s at least one instance of an alien race offering to program a local delicacy into the replicators too, also in VOY I think.

Doesn’t Neelix create some replicator programs as well? I want to say for Kes.


I'm pretty sure Neelix is not familiar with replicators. It seems no one in the delta quadrant is.

This is evidenced by both Neelix's and the Kazon surprise when the Voyager crew is able to replicate water.

There is a catch in the first episode, which clearly shows replicator technology being employed by the sporocistians (it's how they beam down food to the Ocampa).


Hmm fair point, maybe the alien delicacy is in TNG.

I was more certain about my Neelix memory though, and I managed to find Neelix 1: https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Neelix_1


Nice. I didn't remembered that.

I also didn't knew that replicator programs were canon.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Replicator_program


Not generally, no.


I use Kagi so I don’t get the search terms in my address bar, I get the full url like you would any other site, and I find it very annoying. Well, I did, I’m used to it now but it is definitely a step backwards imo.


To me, combining the search bar into the url/location bar was the step backwards. i'm not a mobile first user, so it just makes no sense to me. there are many times i've wanted to just use the url for quicker navigation with things like pagination and other forms of updating the url to the page I want rather than clicking < or > type buttons. there are plenty of other types of non-hacking url updating directly that the hiding of the url is annoying


I’m almost certain there are low bridge fit Meta Ray-Ban glasses.


The just released a couple of styles with the announcement of the new ones, but before that the low bridge fit ones got discontinued. But you are limited to a specific model/frame.


What do you suppose they would do? Seems to me that once the hardware is out there someone determined enough can find a way, no? I don’t see how this would affect their bottom line negatively either… hell, if they officially supported Linux I’m sure their hardware sales would do even better!


Tangibly related, but I enjoy remembering my GCSE (an exam taken in the UK at 16 as you leave compulsory education) Maths teachers telling us “you won’t always have a calculator in your pocket”. I guess they were half right, in a way? It’s not a calculator, but it does have a calculator alongside access to the entirety of human knowledge.

On the other side of the coin, while I enjoy this memory I do think it’s a shame how lacking most people’s mental arithmetic skills are… and indeed their understanding of some basic mathematical constructs, like multiplication being commutative, but I suppose that’s not the calculators fault.


It's not really the entirety of human knowledge, either.


Very original reflection, never seen it before https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=false&qu...



Huh. I unexpectedly learned about Lil Nas X's arrest from this.

I feel like Homer Simpson, learning about Deng Xiaoping's death from a Powersauce bar.


I forgot about the page number counting up to get to your selected page.


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