No other messaging than this exists. We've been waiting for a couple weeks, squirt. Come up here, and I'd be happy to show you the press kit and everything else. Taco Tuesday's tomorrow! God bless.

Thanks for sharing! I didn't expect this to be a real post given the title, but it was a great read.

Unfortunately, that position is already occoopied. However, you can check out our careers page to learn more about the available positions: https://flypigeon.co/careers

Perhaps once your customer base warrants it, you might consider adding the "Chief Operating Officer for Puns" (COOP) role?