"Something that'll take your name, email, and other things and put it all over the internet in questionable and plausibly denial ways."

What if instead of spamming the correct information out, spam slightly incorrect information out.

Correct address, incorrect middle initial, wrong birth month, and a machine generated SSN would be from the right time period, area number, but with an incorrect group and serial number.

That is not true.

For many people towing their boat to the launch it will work excellently.

Towing trailer full of junk to the disposal, same thing. Also pulling the wood chipper to the dump. Heavy, but not going far.

Picking up lumber in town, just fine. Excellent for picking up steel for the shop.

It would be more accurate to claim it will do poorly in cross country towing. For the towing I do, it would be just fine.

1/3 the range when towing is still a 100 miles.

What about when you want to tow your boat "up north", and are you going to charge at the campground or what?

Do you have data to back that up? 100 miles is pretty significant for a work truck, especially if youre assuming you wont be able to charge it at the turnaround point and get ~200 miles

Is that simply your impression, or is there trip length data to support that?

its pretty simple:

an electric truck can tow big stuff no problem, but not very far.

so whether it is good for towing depends on how far you tow.

Most of the land in the US - sure. Most of the people in the US - no.